The Lies
Frank saw a Segway on the way home. He’s right, we need one.
“On my way home, just now, I actually saw someone riding on one of those Segway Human Transport devices. He was at the corner of Cambie and Nelson, and just rocking back and forth on that thing with a cigarette in his mouth. Look at me considering going for an 18 KM run tomorrow morning. Here I am using my legs like a sucker.”